Just A Fangirl Losing Their Mind

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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athingofvikings
farialyton

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Facebook deleted this almost immediately. It's almost like the ultrawealthy don't want us knowing or talking about what's at stake.

kalessinsdaughter

Just want to add one thing:

In countries with universal healthcare, this is a non-issue during a strike. Our access to healthcare isn't tied to working. It's an unconditional right for each and everyone of us.

The US system screws workers over in oh so many ways.

athingofvikings

This is exactly why US companies fight so hard against universal healthcare; even if single payer healthcare is cheaper on a per-person basis and takes the cost away from the employer, it also takes POWER and leverage away from the employers... and they don't ever want to give that up.

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darubyprincx

that shit was crazy. anyways

darubyprincx

actually, no. you know what? pause the memes. real talk for a second. i'm gonna drop this in the comments sections as well minus the swearing but

these people do this for their job. five hours with at least 10 people there consistently is fifty hours alone and then the extra seven spent with seven people there is 49. 99 hours + plus the extra that the Buttercups spent working on this on their own + all the time spent with the other Hermits pitching in + the two hours spent planting saplings = around 130 hours of labor combined at the very least. this server has been going for over eleven years at this point and this is probably the most insane thing that it has ever seen and they got it done in TWO DAYS all together. OVER 150k BLOCKS PLACED IN TWO DAYS PLUS TERRAFORMING. FOR A FUCKING PRANK ON A GUY WHO JUST GOT BACK FROM HIS VACATION.

Hermitcraft is, and I say this without exaggeration, a great medium to truly express the inanity and stubbornness of human nature. like this is just it. this is just us as a species in a nutshell. i love this server i love this fandom and above all i have huge fucking respect for the people who play on it and do all this for us. like holy fuck dude. what the fuck.

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knottahooker

HEY CALIFORNIA PEOPLE!

HURRICANE ADVICE FROM A FLORIDIAN!

Make sure you've got shelf-stable food and water for everyone in the house, including pets. The rule of thumb is a gallon per person per day. Freeze water bottles if you want cold water.

Make sure you have enough meds!

Make sure you have batteries, candles, flashlights, and a manual can opener. 

Make sure your electronics, including backup batteries, are charged. Unplug things you don't want fried in case of a power surge. 

Don't tape your windows, it doesn't help and you'll just be stuck scrubbing goo off of them later.

Put a mug of frozen water in it in your freezer with a quarter on top of it. If your freezer defrosts, the ice will melt and the quarter will sink and tell you you need to throw things out.

Get everything that's not nailed to a foundation out of your yard. That dead branch hanging on by a thread? Time to get it down (it was probably time to do that three days ago, but now’s better than never).

Park away from powerlines and trees if you can. Rain makes the ground soft and then trees fall over.

Have an evacuation plan to a shelter. Evacuate if they’re telling you to.

If you start to flood, don't go in your attic. You'll get trapped if the water rises too high and you can't hack through your roof. This happened to a lot of people in Texas and Louisiana. Get ON the roof.

Be safe, be well <3 

ms-demeanor

What the fuck?

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???? WHAT???

Ngl, "tropical storm in death valley" was not on my 2023 bingo card.

Drainage on our roads is shitty in SoCal, don't attempt to drive through water deep enough to touch your bumpers and don't attempt to walk across moving water, water only as deep as your ankles can knock you down and sweep you away.

Predicted wind speeds are similar to strong Santa Anas, so lock things down like you would for that, though keep in mind that yeah the combination of heavy rain and wind leads to more felled trees than just wind.

Take photos of the inside of your home now; flood insurance fucking sucks here and if you're in a possible flood zone you want as much documentation of your home and belongings as possible in case you need to make a claim.

Freezing water bottles also means you've got a lot of ice in your freezer if power goes out, and safe potable water once it thaws, so freeze bottles of water to have something to keep your fridge and freezer cool and store more water regardless of if you want cold water.

clockworkcanary

Also, this is California and flash flooding and mudslides come with heavy rain.

Canyons are dangerous with this much rain. Might want to evacuate before it gets bad with your pets and documents.

Sandbags are available. If you live at the base of a hill with houses above you, though, sandbags aren’t going to help enough. Maybe stay safe and find a safer place to stay till things solidify? It’s better to be safe than buried.

For running water, the water is dangerous. More dangerous if you can’t see the bottom, but even a little has more power than you’d think. Watch out for downed electrical lines, too.

Also, remember that Southern Californians (that’s me too) forget how to drive in the rain. Evacuate early if you need to. Drive carefully.

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HURRICANE HILARY
nhc.noaa.gov
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royalninja

listening to Gravity Falls episode commentaries is great. Alex Hirsch nearly worked himself to death constantly. Grunkle Stan was nearly voiced by Matt Chapman of Homestar Runner. Literally nothing aside from the twist about Stan having a twin was planned more than a few episodes in advance. The zodiac wheel meant nothing and consisted of random symbols from the first 7 episodes because the intro was animated after those were done. Alex came up with the term “search for the blind eye” to be an extra bit for the between-season shorts before deciding to actually have a payoff for that setup and writing Society of the Blind Eye. Bill was meant to be a joke character and when Alex suggested that he be a real villain Michael Rianda responded “You, my friend, have lost the plot.” Bill getting one episode in the spotlight was basically chance and he only became the main villain of season 2 because he was so popular with the fans. The reveal of the portal at the end of season 1 was suggested by Mike without thinking it through and he left before the next season and the other writers were SO ANNOYED after that went through because they somehow had to keep that plot going for the 10 episodes it’d take to actually pay off. I am genuinely astonished that this show came together as well as it did at all.

eregyrn-falls

By the way – this is a good time to let folks know that all of the DVD commentaries (including the “hidden” ones) are currently available in this YouTube playlist.

(They have been up on YT before, and removed. Highly recommend that folks download them off YT and save them, now that the DVD sets are out of print.)

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floweroflaurelin

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It’s been a few months since Empires s2 came to an end and I wanted to make a piece reflecting on the time we spent with these characters 🥰✨ When season 1 ended I did a series of paintings set to the End Poem, and so I decided to revisit the concept once again, making sure to switch up which line corresponded to which person. This series means a lot to me—in fact, this is one of two big Empires s2 projects I’ve been working on! There’s another one still in the works :D

Source: floweroflaurelin
give-grian-rights
theminecraftbee

okay so the thing is. the thing that escalates this from "annoying thing to do" to "hysterical prank 10/10 what the fuck" is the fact they terraformed it. because like. okay. if they wanted solely to annoy doc, putting a regular layer of some material with a decent explosion resistance over the top of it would do it. doing a flat plane of dirt would do it. you'd see that and go "the mad lads they covered the perimeter up". but they terraformed it. they put in the effort of not only doing hills, but doing minecraft plains biome style hills. they're rolling. they put TREES on it. they made it look like, at first glance, the terrain could have come in that way. it looks good. it took way more effort to make than it will ever, ever take to clean it up. it makes it so that your first instinct on seeing it isn't "oh my god someone put a cap on the perimeter" it's "OH MY GOD, WHERE DID THE PERIMETER GO, WHAT THE FUCK". it's brilliant. it's a work of art. doc is gonna tweet so much about it. 10/10, excellent hermitcraft prankage.

give-grian-rights

im SURE that it wont be that hard to clean up but god. god. GOD. GOD. DOC. GET HOME. GET HOME PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. HOLY SHIT.

during the Impulse Phasmaphobia stream a day or two ago, he mentioned how "oh yeah we all logged in during a Hermitcraft meeting to do a group project" my god . my god you sure fucking did

waywithworse
waywithworse

I'm loving the captainsparklez house tour so far because the first five minutes go something like: *here's a bathroom that I guess you could use if you spent more time on this floor* *here's a living room that probably would be nice if I spent less time in my computer room* *here's a deck that I don't use because I don't go outside* *dining room table* *here's a kitchen that's basically new because I don't do many kitchen-things* *looks at a pantry door* and then the nicest fucking cars you've ever seen.

cleverlittlejay
whencartoonsruletheworld

i see a post talking doom and gloom about how we'll never escape toxic masculinity. i think about back in 2017 when american girl released their first boy doll, and a review for him went viral in the collecting community. the review was written by a mom, who said they went into the store to get their daughter a doll, only to see their son's eyes light up like fire when he saw a doll that looked like him, and now every night he puts his doll in pajamas and rocks him to sleep. i think about the toddler in my daycare room a few years back who was obsessed with baby dolls, carrying them everywhere, and his mom proudly told us he uses his sisters' old baby dolls and wants to be just like them. that toddler saw another toddler crying one day and gave her the doll he had to cheer her up. i think about the eight-year-old boy i saw a few years back, excitedly waving around raya's sword in a target checkout line like all his dreams were coming true. there was a video on my instagram the other day of a little boy at disneyworld crying with joy upon meeting his hero, mulan. i think about the voice actor for bow in the she-ra reboot saying his nephews only wanted adora action figures. celebrity men are wearing dresses on tv now. last halloween i saw a little boy dressed as elsa. i went to go see spiderverse over the summer, and in the line ahead of me was a boy who couldn't be older than twelve or thirteen, bouncing and beaming, giddy with excitement over getting to see the female-led romance movie elemental. i think about the five-year-old boy at my library who breathlessly asked me where the pinkalicious books were, eyes widening when i had more on my cart, his mom explaining that he is all about pinkalicious and fancy nancy. i saw so many pictures online of boys and men dressed in pink to see barbie. teenage boys are gonna open their phones and see the man who wrote fucking game of thrones dressed in pink to see barbie. when i was a kid, a boy dressing in pink was practically a social death sentence. there are boys running around in pink on my street right now.

blackkatmagic
ebookporn

• An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

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- Jill Thomas Doyle

neil-gaiman

A zeugma walked into a bar, my life and trouble.